Oh, hello! Come in. Have a big salad. It’s like a regular salad. But it’s in a big bowl. With a lot of stuff on it.

Today: Someone or something you definitely could live without

I could live without:

  • the constant barrage of celebrity “news”
  • the constant barrage of negativity from, about, and surrounding politicians
  • wet cake
  • fruit flavored beer
  • Oprah
  • profanity
  • obsession about weight and physical appearance
  • prejudice
  • hate

Tomorrow: a book you’ve read that changed your views on something

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